We want this image:
photoshopped into a sort of Martha Washingtonesque drag attire, complete with hair and bonnet and dress -- but NOT changing the face or beard or pointing finger.
We want the text across the bottom to closely emulate the original font and graphic design and say:
I WANT YOU
TO DO AS I TELL YOU
(so: the words "nearest recruiting station" will be deleted)
This image of Martha Washington is suitable to work from, to get an idea of the hair and bonnet:
Essentially, we want a duplicate of the original recruiting poster including the familiar face of Uncle Sam - but feminized, without changing the overall look and feel.
Optimally people who see it will do a "WTH" double-take, then laugh, Like, and forward to their friends.