I need a E-Book cover. (only front).
your cover page should be exactly 1650 pixels wide and 2400 pixels high at 300 PPI
need all these formats in the end: JPG, PS or AI file.
My upcoming book about what it is like to live in Norway, needs a cover.
the name of the book is "why the fuck did you move to Norway?" (fuck should be disguised in some way such as ##** or something like that)
the tagline is "What to expect when living and working in Norway"
The book is very ironic and funny and sarcastic in nature, and you can think of it in the same style of "Three men in a boat" style of writing. So the cover has to be ironic, and not too funny. It should look sophisticated with a slight edge or ironic. It should NOT be trying too hard to be funny.
It should NOT be over-acting.
IMPORTANT: it is very important that the title is readable even as a small amazon thumbnail. BIG LETTERS are important.
Ideas: It should symbolise how norwegians have very warm homes inside, but are very cold people on the outside.
idea 2: symbolise how norwegians teach their kids to ski before the can walk.
idea 3:norway is VERY EXPENSIVE
idea 4: norwegians are very SHY, unless they DRINK.
idea 5: Norwegians know how to walk on ice without slipping. I on the other hand, need to put special show covers with spies on them.
idea 6: it is VERY COLD here.
idea 7: Aurora borealis (northern lights). beautiful. vs. loneliness and feeling alone.
idea 8: I would love to see your own original ideas.